padfest beginning.....
Great, looks like it might be a washout in Reading area for the weekend..I got your cell to get in touch! Thanks Brett!
I think this appropriate for the CK5 bunch....how many can you punch on the card? [IMG]
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with a buxom young woman. She became violent and...
one for the Canadians.... [IMG]
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice....
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold...
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively...
and one for xXfumesXx....I mean Rob, I mean Mr. Esch! [IMG]
a few more.... [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]
and some gifs to ponder.... [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]
Thou shall not lie.... In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of...
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the...
A private Lear jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The...
A recently retired man decided to splurge on his golden years of life and bought a new Corvette. As he left the dealership he got on the freeway...
Bob was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the...
Do you know what happened 165 years ago this summer.... ?????? September 9, 1850? California became a state! The people had no electricity,...
Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy was visiting with his grandmother for the day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was...
On the day of the Royal wedding, Kate was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family. She suddenly realized she had forgotten to get shoes....
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