One thing I have noticed while passing 18 wheelers is that every trucker will look down at you as you pass them, they must be looking for nice seat covers in mini skirts. rotfl
When I drove trucks for a living sometimes just sometimes they would show you,ahh the good old days,but some of the stories I have heard about women are classic what they do in there cars.
Rolling down the road I see a woman enjoying her breasts while driving a few more mile down the road I see a woman enjoying other parts of herself while driving Stuck in traffic woman giving her man a BJ
shhhh... don't tell those... it's taken me years to convince the woman that the trucks windows are tinted too dark to see in...
Who needs windows??? I'll tell you one that all the drivers that saw it agreed that nobody would believe... Back in 1978 I was hauling a container on a flatbed to West Palm Beach, Fl south bound on I-295 around Jax. I met up with a buddy and as we made our way south at about 1am the lights went out on my trailer. He slowed down as I stopped and plugged them back in. When I got going again he was out of sight and told me to turn off my headlights for a second so that he could see if I was back there. Just as I did that I was passed by a 4 wheeler full of people. They pulled right in front of me at 50 mph and opened the sunroof. Then the most amazing thing happened...this beautiful blond came up through the roof and facing me, snatched her top off and started dancing.... I damm near stomped a hole in the floor of that old Mack trying to get the highbeams on. A talk about highbeams, it was a little chilly and...well, you get the idea. I grabbed the mic and started yelling to my buddy and I've never seen so many brake lights come on at once before. Everyone was yelling "Where, WHERE"? Needless to say my buddy managed to get back behind them and we blocked the boulevard with me in the right lane and him in the left. He had spotlights on his truck and they really lit up the action. In the car were 4 women and one guy, he was in the center of the back seat with one of the women driving. The other 3 took turns out the top of the car and by now we have dropped on I-95 with a major traffic jam behind us. A Carolina Freight driver with a set of doubles came up beside me in the emergency lane but I told him that if he ran up on something not to think that I'm going to be able to give him any room. He decided that he wasn't in the best place so moved back behind me. We tried all kinds of things to get this car stopped but they managed to slip through and jumped off the St Augustine exit at the last minute. I left out a funny moment in this so if anyone comes up and says "Hey I saw that", then I can ask them about the funny incident, If they can't answer then I know that they are BSing me. Before this happened I was getting tired but I stayed awake all the way to WPB. I've seen a lot of chicken chokers and have run a few off the road and in the ditch. Sadie used to drive topless on I-78 in NJ every other night. She wasn't too good on the eyes but she did have a nice rack. Bedtime for me, Old-Trucker
When I was driving I heard all these stories. I could not wait to see some action myself. One day I was driving along when along came a black 280Z with a T top. The driver had his pants around his knees and he was punishing the pope. Moral of the story: Be careful (or at least specific) about what you wish for.
